Dear Mr. Squirrel:
You are lucky that you were up on my roof making all that noise and stratching at my skylight during the day - when I could see your cute little feet.
... cuz try that crap at 3am, and I will totally call the cops on your furry little ass.
Love,
Me
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This just in from an esteemed colleague:
"Read your blog this morning, went out shopping, came home late afternoon...
found stuff from the kitchen counter knocked onto the floor...
Hope [the cat] was talking up a storm...something like "you will not believe the shit that went down in here while you were gone"...
on the window sill above the sink, 3 peaches had been half eaten and a bag of bread ripped open and eaten...
one window in the whole apartment was open WITH A SCREEN VERY SECURELY IN PLACE...with a neat little hole chewed through it...
YOUR scratching on the skylight friend INVADED MY HOME...
it IS on...
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