Yesterday, my darling husband posted a photo of me on Facebook that I think is very unflattering. Here it is:
I think I look like a crazed maniac. I am worried my sister-in-law will stop trusting me to play with her adorable children. Am I wrong?
I prefer for the Internet to see me looking like this:
Calm, happy, with hair in place and makeup on - eating some cake. And don't we all love some cake. (Right Bo? Cue gratuitious nephew photo here)
So if you are comfortable with a little remote mind-control, I encourage you to gaze at the second picture and think fondly of me. Maybe say a little "Om" or other mantra. Go to your happy place. And let's forget that other picture ever existed.