Monday, October 13, 2008
Obama wears my t-shirt.
Oh, did I say that? I meant: OBAMA, Where's my t-shirt?
That's right, I bought several very expensive t-shirts several weeks ago, to support the final days of your campaign and to give as gifts to my new Kenyan crew, but no shirts have arrived.
I know, I won't wear it on election day. I've heard Pennsylvania is strict on passive campaigning. (Although I do have fantasies of throwing open the election curtain and baring my chest to reveal a stylized likeness of your dear face and yelling "Obama, m****f******, Vote OBAMA!)
But I'll control myself.
P.S. Why can't I find the t-shirt pictured above? It's my favorite image and it's hard to find.